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...as exemplified by the fact that my blog description rhymes.
The 100 Worst Nicknames To Pick Up During Orientation Week

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If you’ve scored one of these already, just drop out now.

5 words: bryan stem, toga party guy

BRYAN STEM. holy shit i forgot he existed.

He was in my major, and every day when we had a test he would wear this t-shirt that read “I’m a fucking genius.”

I also found the toga party website today; the best part is that it is in Comic Sans.

OH MY GOD SURELY YOU JEST.

when i posted this originally i immediately received a text from a friend in 08 that said “who is bryan stem and why do i know i’ve made fun of him before”

  1. He lived in my hall.
  2. He lived in my hall, with one of my best friends from freshman year.
  3. We have the same birthday, and are thusly connected forever.
  4. TOGA PARTY OH GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY.

(Source: College Humor)

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